Why Detox? Our Engagement Photo Shoot!
Hello again Sue,
I realize that I got so into my anti-fondant tirade yesterday that I forgot to mention why the urgency to detoxify and fabulosify.
Well, first of all. I feel gross. Seriously, I haven’t worked out more than three times in as many weeks. Ugh. So not hot.
Second, I am getting married in less than six months! Which means I have less than half a year to get my Domestic Boddess in the best shape of my life! Ack!
Third, and most urgent, is the fact that in just over two weeks The Lawyer and I have our engagement photo shoot. Thus, I simply must look A to the Mazing STAT!
Now, you have known The Lawyer a lot longer than I have. Did you ever think he would agree to an engagement photo shoot?! I mean do you love it or do you love it. He’s even working out extra super hard with Colossus in order to be at his hottest. In fact, I am getting a little concerned that if I don’t start sweatin’ pronto, The Lawyer is going to totally out-hot me. Which is unacceptable. Obv.
So Sue, I have been thinking of you because you are the Detox Queen.
DomestiGal Sue, the picture of zen
So, in accordance with your teachings, I have taken the following measures to ensure ultimate hotness for my engagement pictures:
1. Fish oil rules. I am taking six capsules a day.
Fish oil is good for your heart, your skin, and your brain!
2. Detox tea. You know I love me some Yogi tea.
This tea tastes great and sometimes makes me poop.
3. Eating lots of salmon.
Here fishy fishy fishy... come to Jenny...
4. Cutting back on the booze. Yeah, um - so here’s the thing. If I drink whiskey that’s better than wine, right? Because, you know, you only need a sip or two. Please tell me this is acceptable, Sue. I can’t get through grad school sober.
Jack and Jen: MFEO?
5. And, last but not least, getting off my bum. I have some steep competition these days, as my trainer just got a new client:
DomestiGal Jen's fellow gym rat
No. For real. That’s really her. She’s a famous model.
But I bet she can’t deadlift 240 pounds!
Sigh. I think it’s teatime.
xoxo,
DomestiGal Jen
Tags: booze, Colossus, Engagement, engagement photo shoot, Health & Fitness, personal trainer, weight loss
June 30th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
I love that I can google “I feel gross…. Detox” and a fabulous website built by woman like myself comes up. Hello, my name is Valarie. I’m a hardworking California girl that just had one too many hamburgers after a Vegas trip =)
It’s been an all to exciting year for me. I loved this post about detoxing, it’s exactly what I needed. I’ve never tried the whole fish oil thing, but that will soon be changing. Where can I find the yogi tea at?
Thank you again for your web site. Hope you wonderful ladies are having the time of your lives.
Valarie